paintball pussy
A fake tough guy who promises paintball glory but then runs away when the alarm goes off at 6.
Told me he was gonna go play paintball. Now I’m getting woken up at 6 am by him? What’s wrong with you?
He said he’d be out there playing paintball, not screaming in my face at 6 am.
Paintball legend? More like paintball coward. Wakes me up at 6 am for no reason.