paintball poser
A paintball poser is like a fake pro. They own fancy gear, but they’re just another person with too much time and no life.
"I’ve got 3 guns! I’m a pro!", while playing 2 games a year.
"Why don’t you come to the game?", said by someone who’s never left their house.
"I can beat anyone in 1on1.", said by someone who gets shot by a kid on the first round.