paintball poser
A paintball poser is like a forum king. They know everything about paintball, but they can’t even hit a target.
"I’m the best player in town!", while playing 2 games a year.
"Why don’t you come to the game?", said by someone who’s never been there.
"I’ve got 4 guns and I’m a pro!", said by someone who gets hit by a kid on the first shot.