Paintball Player
A person who thinks they're a warrior, but they just run away when someone hits them with a paintball. They wear silly outfits and talk like they're in a movie.
I'm not running, I'm strategizing. You're just a blob in my way.
Why are you wearing a dinosaur hat? That’s not a battle suit, that’s a costume.
I'm not scared, I'm just being tactical. You're just a blob.