Paintball Player
A person who thinks they're tough because they wear a mask and spray paint at people. They’re usually short, mad about being short, and love saying they’re a ‘warrior’ even when they get hit.
I’m not tough, I’m just elite. You’re just a blob in my way.
Why are you wearing a mask? You’re not a secret agent, you’re just a dork.
I’m not a warrior, I’m just a blob with a hobby.