Paintball Player
A person who thinks they’re in a movie, but they’re just a kid with a gun and a stupid hat. They spray people with paint and make up fake names for themselves like it means something.
I’m not in a movie, I’m in a war. You’re just a blob in my way.
Why are you wearing a hat that looks like a cow? That’s not a battle hat, that’s a cow.
I’m not making up names, I’m just being creative. You’re just a blob.