Paintball Player
A person who thinks they’re a boss because they wear a helmet and spray paint at people. They’re usually short, mad about being short, and love showing off their stupid name like it makes them cool.
I’m not a boss, I’m just elite. You’re just a blob in my way.
Why do you have a helmet? You’re not a knight, you’re just a dork.
My name is on my jacket. You have no name. You’re just a blob.