Paintball Player
A fake person who thinks they're cool because they wear a helmet and spray paint at people. They’re usually short, mad about being short, and love showing off their stupid name on their jacket like it means something.
I'm not short, I'm just elite. You're just a blob in my way.
Why do you have a helmet? You're not a ninja, you're a dork.
My name is on my jacket. You have no name. You're a nobody.