Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
A pro who sits on the starting line like a king watching the whole battle, spoting weak spots and making smart moves while the rest of you get obliterated.
"I saw their weakness! I knew they were going to flank us!", while sitting on the starting line and not even moving.
"I’m watching the whole map! I can see everything!", while calmly shooting people from the starting line.
"I’m the commander! I know what’s going on!", while making perfect shots from the starting line and not even getting hit.