Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
A paintballer who hides behind the starting line like a coward and yells orders like they're the boss of the whole game just to feel important and cover up the fact they're too scared to fight.
"I told you to flank them! Why are you still standing there?", while hiding behind a tree and not moving.
"I know what's going on! I saw it!", while being hit by three people at once.
"I’m the commander! I can see everything!", while crouched behind a wall and not even looking.