paintacologist
A dude who moved from a broke country thinking he'd be a doctor, but instead he’s just a painter with bad aim and worse taste.
I came to America for a surgeon job, now I'm painting my neighbor's cat and calling it a masterpiece.
Left the hospital for the canvas and never looked back, now my life is covered in glue and glitter.
Thought I'd be saving lives, now I’m just saving my own with acrylics and rage.