Paint with all the colors of the wind
To let out a fart so loud and messy it looks like you just took a dump in a paint bucket and shook it like a mad man
During the meeting, she painted with all the colors of the wind and everyone walked out.
He painted with all the colors of the wind in the elevator and the buttons started ringing.
At the restaurant, he painted with all the colors of the wind and the waiter brought him a mop.