Paint the shutters
When you're stuck in a public bathroom and you have to wipe with your hand because you used up all the toilet paper and you're just begging for mercy.
I had to wipe with my hand and it was like my fingers were on fire.
The man in the next stall had to wipe with his hand and he looked like he was in agony.
I used my hand to wipe and it felt like I was being tortured.