Paint me green and call me a cucumber
You got totally roasted and now you look like a sad green bean in a can.
He said he’d help me with the project, then laughed at my work. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.
She said she’d help me with the essay, then copied mine. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.
He said he’d take the blame, then told on me. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.