Paint Fat - Paint Fat is when you mix up gooey paint with the chunky slu

Paint Fat is when you mix up gooey paint with the chunky sludge at the bottom of a paint can. It looks like a mess and feels like a crime.

When I stirred my paint and it looked like a blob of snot.

I tried to paint the kitchen and it came out like a raccoon threw up on the wall.

I mixed old paint with new and it looked like a bruise.