Paint Drying Syndrome - You're so messed up you'd watch paint dry instead of doing a

You're so messed up you'd watch paint dry instead of doing anything. Confusion and English lessons make you want to throw up.

I looked at the paint. It was more interesting than my life.

I asked my teacher, 'What is this?' She said, 'It's English.' I cried.

I texted my mom: 'I’m watching paint dry. I hate everything.'