Painscrolling - You're too sore to move, so you scroll like it’s a competiti

You're too sore to move, so you scroll like it’s a competition and you're trying to win.

My back is on fire and I’m scrolling like it’s a battle royale.

I took six pills and I’m still scrolling like it’s a marathon.

I can’t even sit up and I’m scrolling like it’s my favorite show.