Painsamour
A person who would marry bread if it asked them to. And they’d probably be the best husband ever.
I think my teacher is a painsamour. She brings a sandwich to every class and eats it like it’s a concert.
My friend’s dog is a painsamour. It licks the bread out of his hand like it’s a job.
My neighbor is a painsamour. He eats bread at 3 a. m. and yells at the moon about it.