Painman
A big, saggy old man who lurks on CBForums and posts the worst stuff ever. He’s like a middle schooler trying to be cool but failing at life.
"I posted a 300-word rant about how everyone’s a failure. No one cared.", Painman on CBForums
"Why do you keep replying to me? I’m not your buddy.", Painman in a tweet
"I’m not old. I’m just experienced.", Painman in a DM