Painkiller drunk - You’re so high on painkillers you think you’re a rockstar, b

You’re so high on painkillers you think you’re a rockstar, but you’re just barely holding on to your sanity.

I took my painkillers and started singing in the shower. My neighbors called the cops.

I tried to do a karate chop on my brother and missed. He laughed.

I told my teacher I was going to be a rockstar. She said, 'You’re just going to sleep.'