Painkiller drunk - You’re so blasted on painkillers you think you’re a wizard,

You’re so blasted on painkillers you think you’re a wizard, but you’re just confused and in pain.

I took my painkillers and started talking to my plants. They didn’t respond.

I tried to cast a spell and turned my brother into a chicken. He was confused.

I told my mom I was a wizard. She said, 'You’re just going to bed.'