Painkiller drunk - You take so many painkillers you’re basically drunk, but you

You take so many painkillers you’re basically drunk, but you still manage to annoy everyone around you.

I took my painkillers and now I’m arguing with my cat about the best cereal.

I tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire. It was a good fire.

I told my dad I was going to be a king. He said, 'You’re just going to bed.'