Painkiller drunk
You chug painkillers like they’re liquor and then you act like you’re at a party, even though you’re just confused and in pain.
I took my painkillers with a soda and now I think my fridge is talking to me.
I tried to text my friend and sent 100 emojis. He called me ‘the emoji monster.’
I told my brother I was going to be a superhero. He said, 'You’re just going to sleep.'