Painfully perfect
Someone so perfect it's like they're made of glitter and you're just a sad, sweaty kid who can't even wipe their nose properly.
My crush walks in and I can't even focus on my math test. I'm a mess.
I saw my crush and I suddenly forgot how to tie my shoes. I'm a total disaster.
My crush says hi and I literally drop my snack. I'm like a broken robot.