Paincoism
Paincoism is a group of people who think fighting is stupid and believe in magic that only works in their neighborhood. It was started by a guy named Painco who probably had a bad day.
"I don’t need no fancy spells, I just need a good punch.", A Paincoist getting roasted by a wizard.
"Magic only works if you’re from the same town as Painco.", A kid who tried to summon a fireball and got a pop tart instead.
"Painco is the reason I failed math and got a curse.", A student who got turned into a chicken.