Pain Water
Pain water is when you're not sad, you're just mad, sore, or you remember something so bad it makes you cry like a baby who got kicked out of a baby group.
My mom cried when she found out I failed science. She said it was pain water, not sadness.
My dad cried when he remembered his first heartbreak. He called it pain water because it felt like he was back in high school.
My sister cried when she got a bad haircut. She said it was pain water because it felt like her brain got kicked out of a baby group.