Pain Star
A pain beast that only comes around once every 1,000 years. It’s like the worst headache you’ve ever had, but it’s also a little bit cool. Some people think it’s worth it.
I touched it and my brain exploded. Literally. I had to go to the hospital.
My dog touched it and now he’s barking like he’s been cursed.
I took the pain and it was worth it. I got a free taco.