Pain Passage
When you get stuck with your face in someone’s tiny butt and it feels like you’re being stabbed by a bunch of tiny spikes. Sometimes they even put barbed wire or land mines around it, just to make it worse.
The nun screamed like a banshee when the barbed wire bit her.
The virgin cried when the land mine went off.
He got stuck with his face in the anus and didn’t come out for hours.