Pain O Soma
Pain O Soma is a fancy name for a pill that makes your muscles stop screaming. It's like a sedative for your bones, but with more side effects and less sleep.
Soma is the only thing that keeps me from yelling at my boss every day.
I took Soma and now I can't tell if I'm dreaming or just wasted.
Soma makes me feel like I've been hit by a truck and then given a massage.