Pain Magnet
They're a pain magnet. They can't escape misery. But if you make them mad, they'll turn you into a human punching bag.
They got bit by a spider. Then the spider bit their friend. Then they got in a fight with the spider.
They stepped on a banana peel. Then the floor got wet. Then they slipped into a trash can.
They tried to walk past a wall. The wall moved. The wall hit them. The wall laughed.