Pain Magnet
They get hurt like it’s their full-time job. They can’t escape the pain. But if you make them mad, you're gonna get the full-time job.
They walked into a store. The shelves fell. Then the cashiers started fighting.
They tried to sit down. The chair exploded. Then the floor tried to eat them.
They said goodbye to a friend. The friend cried. Then the friend screamed at them.