Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A task so annoying it feels like you're doing it while sitting on broken glass.

I had to fill out seven forms just to get a coffee. This is a pain in the ass.

My boss made me do that report three times. I'm gonna scream.

Trying to print a document from a computer that won't connect is pure agony.

2

Something that bugs you so much, but you're too scared to say anything because the person causing it is a total monster.

My teacher gives me detention every day. I can't tell her she's a pain in the ass.

My mom yells at me for no reason. I just shut up and take it.

My dad won't stop talking about his job. I don’t say anything because he'll kill me.

3

When your butt feels like it's on fire, but you have to keep walking.

I sat on a chair that had a nail in it. My butt is screaming.

My brother walked on my face last night. I'm still sore from it.

I wore jeans for two days straight and now I can't sit down.

4

See: girls, because they are all pains in the ass.

My crush is a pain in the ass. She won’t stop talking to me.

All my friends' girlfriends are annoying.

Girls at school make my brain explode.

5

The person who makes your life a living hell just because they like it.

My girlfriend won’t stop texting me. I can't focus on anything.

She left her cat at my house and forgot about it.

She says she loves me but keeps breaking up with me.

6

What you feel after spending too much time in a jail cell with no chairs.

I got 10 years in prison. My butt is so sore I can’t walk.

They put me in a cell with a prisoner who kept kicking me.

I sat on the floor for three weeks and now my legs are dead.

7

My nephew. He's like a little pain in the ass on legs.

He won’t stop crying during movies.

He threw his food at me and laughed.

He ran through my house with a toy dinosaur.

8

Someone who has no idea why they're annoying you, but they do it anyway.

My neighbor keeps yelling at me for no reason.

My friend just walks in and starts talking about his dog.

My brother’s loud music wakes me up every day.