Paila naio
Paila naio is a big pile of crap that comes from your brain when you're too lazy to think straight. It's like your brain threw up a bunch of nonsense.
'You said you'd finish the project? Paila naio! You’re still eating chips at 3 a. m.'
'He told me he’d come to the party. Paila naio! He’s still sleeping.'
'She said she’d be rich by 25. Paila naio! She’s still broke.'