PAIKIN
PAIKIN is the thicc god. He’s the reason the universe exists. His cock is so big, it’s the reason the sun shines.
My mom says I’m thicc. I said she’s just PAIKIN’s girlfriend.
My friend got a new haircut. I said he’s trying to look like PAIKIN.
My neighbor’s dog ate my homework. I said it’s PAIKIN’s revenge.