Paijanas - Paijanas are the reason you don’t get out of bed. They’re li

Paijanas are the reason you don’t get out of bed. They’re like magic pants that whisper bad things in your ear.

I wore my paijanas to school and got sent to the office for looking too comfortable.

My sister’s paijanas are so loud they woke up the entire neighborhood.

I tried to wear my paijanas outside and got yelled at by my neighbor for being a slob.