Paijanas
Paijanas are like pajamas but way more comfortable and also way more cursed because you wear them when you’re too lazy to care about life.
My mom wears paijanas 24/7 and still manages to yell at me for failing math.
I woke up in my paijanas and cried because I forgot to brush my teeth.
My dad’s paijanas are so old they have holes and also a permanent smell of burnt toast.