Paignton
Paignton is a tiny town that’s been around since the days of dinosaurs. Now it’s full of chavs, paedophiles, and people who still think cabbages are a good brain substitute.
A chav tried to start a band in the KFC car park and got interrupted by a paedophile.
A local legend says the dinosaurs poop turned into cabbages, which is why Paignton still smells like a toilet.
A chav tried to beat up a paedophile and got a ticket for public indecency.