Paigen
A Paigen is like a freaky version of you. They come from Paija, a place so messed up it’s like the ocean threw up a map. You’ll just suddenly know you’re there, no signs no nothing, it’s like being dumped in a trash can and told to find your way out.
I saw my Paigen in the mall and it was like looking at a f***ed-up version of myself.
My Paigen showed up during my math test and laughed at my 37%.
I tried to send my Paigen a text and it replied with a f***ing emoji.