Paige Taylor
Paige Taylor is the queen of everything. If she wanted, she could rule the world and make everyone pay taxes in pizza. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it up. You’d be lucky to know her. Or you’d be dead.
Paige Taylor is like a superhero with better hair.
If Paige Taylor was a superhero, I’d be her sidekick. And I’d probably get kicked out of the team.
Paige Taylor is the reason I’m still alive. And the reason I’m still single.