Paige Newell
Paige is the reason why the circus fired its most famous act. She’s got more diseases than a raccoon in a landfill and eats people for breakfast.
Paige showed up at the circus, and the crowd ran screaming. It was like a horror movie and a nightmare all at once.
My neighbor tried to date Paige. Now he’s missing three fingers and a toe.
Paige once ate my dad’s sandwich. It was the last time he ever ate a sandwich.