Paige Newell
Paige is the human version of a trash can that someone forgot to empty. She’s got more eyes than a spider and smells like a dead rat in a gym sock.
Paige came into class, and the teacher said, 'Today’s lesson is on the meaning of life.'
I saw Paige in the grocery store and immediately bought a whole bag of trash bags.
My brother tried to talk to Paige. He now lives in a trash can.