Paige Cook
Paige Cook is so white she could bleach the moon. She loves dancing, raccoons, possums, and rats. Her friends are trash, and she’s the trashiest one. But we all still love her even though she’s annoying.
She told me I was ‘a disgrace to the species’ for not knowing how to dance. I told her I was a disgrace to the species for knowing how to dance.
She has a pet rat named Steve. Steve is her emotional support animal. Steve also judges me.
She said her friends are ‘trash’ and then said ‘so am I’ and then said ‘but that’s okay’ and then said ‘why are you crying’.