Paige Cook
Paige Cook is like a ghost who never died. She’s white, she dances, and she’s surrounded by friends who are worse than her. She’s the worst, but we still love her because she’s kind of cool.
She showed up to the party wearing a raccoon costume. I didn’t know if it was a joke or a death threat.
She called me a ‘disgrace to the species’ for eating a taco at 10 PM.
She said her friends were ‘trash’ but then admitted they were ‘her trash’ and that made it okay.