Paige and David
Paige and David are the most annoying couple in the universe. They will have two kids, one boy, one girl. They’ve fought through more drama than a middle school lunch break. Paige is tall and weird and thinks she’s the queen of everything. David is tall and weird and still thinks he’s funny even when he’s not.
Paige texts David: 'You are my favorite person.' David replies: 'You are my least favorite person.'
David: 'I’d marry you.' Paige: 'I’d divorce you.'
Paige: 'You’re the best.' David: 'You’re the worst.'