Paiden

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A Paiden is a hot, smart, and tough woman who looks like she just walked out of a fairy tale. She’ll act like she doesn’t want to talk to you, but once she starts talking, she’ll talk your ear off and probably curse you out.
Hey Paiden, why’d you leave me hanging at the prom?
You said you’d come to my birthday party and then you didn’t even text me.
Why’d you text me 10 times and then ghost me? I’m still mad.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Paiden is a girl who’s got the smile of an angel and the mouth of a sailor. She’ll sit quietly next to you and then suddenly drop a bomb on you with some crazy story.
You asked me where I was, I said I was with Paiden. You said I should’ve been with you.
She said I looked like a fool. I said she looked like a goddamn saint.
She said I was cute. I said she was a damn goddess.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Paiden is a goat who can dunk on you and then rip your shirt off in the middle of the street. He’s got the brain of a genius and the cock of a beast.
You said you’d beat him in basketball. He beat you and then laughed in your face.
He texted you ‘I’m coming to your house’ and then showed up with a giant cup of coffee.
He said he’d be your boyfriend. You said he was a monster.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Paiden is a street kid who drives a stupid car and makes the worst choices. She’s the kind of person who’ll take you to the worst part of town and laugh as you get robbed.
You asked her why she drove that stupid car. She said it was her pride and joy.
She took you to the worst part of town and said it was the best part of town.
She got you robbed and then laughed at you.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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