Paid By the Pound
You crap while you’re working. Then you figure out how much you made during your poop time. Divide that by the weight of your dump. That’s how much you get paid to be a pooping machine.
Pooped at work. Got paid by the weight of my dump. My boss is a poop genius.
Took a crap while working. Got paid by how much I pooped. I’m a pooping millionaire.
I pooped at work. My pay got divided by my dump. I’m a shitting legend.