PAIBOC
PAIBOC is the only thing that stands between you and total failure. Without it, you're just a sad, sweaty kid who can't even write a decent paragraph.
I used PAIBOC to beat my brother in a spelling bee. He's still mad and thinks I cheated.
My teacher tried to explain PAIBOC without it. It was like watching a baby try to ride a bike.
I used PAIBOC to get out of doing my homework. It was worth it.