paia
Paia is that damn hippie dump on Maui where pussies live in droves. Locals love to huff green smoke while tourists get lost in the chaos.
DM: 'Ugh, driving through Paia felt like getting kicked by a herd of angry llamas today.'
Tweet: 'Just stumbled into Paia and found more yoga mats than actual houses. My wallet is crying for help!'
Review: 'This spot smells like burnt grass and old jeans. Perfect for the folks who think traffic is just nature's way of saying hello.'