Pai Pavertz
A smelly German donkey who scores easy goals just to look cool but then disappears for the whole game and waits for Varsenal fans to roast him online like he’s a celebrity.
Pai Pavertz just tapped in and vanished. I’m gonna hate him forever.
He scored and then left. I’m gonna glaze him live.
He’s a donkey who only shows up when he needs to. I’m gonna roast him till he dies.