Pai Mei
A man who’ll rip your eyes out if you roll your eyes at him. He has a beard that could make a beard jealous and hair so white it looks like a ghost’s socks. If you sass him, he’ll snap your back like a twig and leave you to die in a ditch.
I said ‘you’re not cool’ to Pai Mei, now I’m blind and in a ditch.
My neighbor got eye gouged by Pai Mei for talking too much.
Pai Mei showed up at my birthday party and snapped my back like a matchstick.